I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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