I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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