She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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