why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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