he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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