She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
