every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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