Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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