Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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