Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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