btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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