He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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