Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
