Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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