my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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