i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I supernannyed him into submission
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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