my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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