five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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