I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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