Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
