she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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