If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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