I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize