well you can't waste a boner
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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