4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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