More tranny stories later!
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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