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go home
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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