you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
