On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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