i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Randomize
