Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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