he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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