i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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