But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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