I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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