just survived the first fart of the relationship.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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