Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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