Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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