is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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