First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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