he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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