he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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