i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
