I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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