Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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