someone threw a dead crab at me
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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