No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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