She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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