I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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