Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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