Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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