And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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