my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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