But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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